May 2013
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gayzio:
tatterdemalionvulpine:
gayzio:
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
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U GIVE ME A REALLY GOOD FEELIN ALL DAY LONG
“You’re tacky and I hate you.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
cosmo tip #675
expertcosmotips:
seductively eat all the food in his house
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“I want to moan and writhe with you and I want to go up to you and kiss your...”
– Bret Easton Ellis (via delicateswans) 